Weird Sex Positions: The Complete Guide For Men

Written by the UPGUYS Editorial Team

Published on October 24, 2022

According to studies in 2019, 41% of Canadians were unhappy with their love or sex life. Let's face it, the reason for this is that plenty of people are having flat-out boring sex. 

This doesn't have to be your reality since there are literally unlimited ways to do it. Traditional sex positions no longer tickling your fancy? There are plenty of weird sex positions you can try that will turn you on more than you know. Here are a few good ones that can light up your sex life. 

Benefits of Changing Sex Positions and Trying New Ones

Weird Sex Positions You Probably Haven't Tried

So, what are some weird sex positions that you might not have tried? You're in for a treat. First, mentally prepare yourself to try out these positions with no goals or results in mind. This keeps it fun and will help you stay in the moment. 

Get your PC muscle exercises together so that you can last longer and stay in the game for the hottest sex of your life. Make sure you have the right sexual partners in your life and that they're on board with a little bit of creativity and experimentation. 

That's half the fun, and will make sure that no sexual experiment is a poor one. Throw in plenty of foreplay so that you're both prepared. 

These positions can also make you work up a sweat, so make sure to stay hydrated before, during, and after sex. 

Here are some weird sex positions to try tonight: 

Edge of the Bed Oral Sex

Edge-of-the-bed oral sex is an amazing position that you might not have tried. 

Standing over your sex partner and watching your penis go in and out of her mouth exerts a certain measure of dominance and control that can be exciting. Scientists even say that consensual dominant sex positions can be quite healthy, to the point of making a man more productive at work several days after bedroom activity. 

This is due to the production of norepinephrine, oxytocin, dopamine, and other brain chemicals. It allows for plenty of dirty talk and whatever else suits your fancy. Since you're in control, you can also pull your penis out to relax whenever you feel yourself near premature ejaculation. 

It doesn't require a lot of effort, which also makes it an excellent position for men over 50 who want to take it easy. It's definitely a position to add to your weekly sex routine if you're with someone who loves giving oral sex. 

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Prison Guard Doggystyle

The ability to let go during sex denotes trust, which is essential for any relationship. Prison guard doggystyle is excellent in this regard. It involves both partners standing, while the recipient has both hands pinned behind their back, while you hold onto their hands or wrists. 

This one also might rank high among weird sex position names. 

The thrill of engaging in such a hot and naughty position can help you stay vital as you age as well. It allows for amazing visuals, deep penetration, and plenty of sensations for both parties. 

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The Spanking

With The Spanking, your sex partner is essential in doggystyle, with her legs spread out like a wheelbarrow. She'll have more body weight on your penis, which will encourage firmer, harder erections that will help you stay in the game. 

It's another position that involves letting go and giving up control, in addition to an amazing sight for you to appreciate. You can use a hand to massage her back, give her a good spank, or for hair pulling. The position requires a bit of endurance, at which point supplementation might be helpful. 

Some men take ashwagandha to help get their libido going. This can keep you horny and viral enough to administer a good spanking that both partners will enjoy in this position. 

Standing 69

Standing while having sex might be par for the course, but you might not have done oral sex this way. It also ranks highly among funny sex positions since your sex partner probably isn't used to being completely upside down – let alone while giving oral sex. 

Add some fruits and vegetables to both of your diets so that your juices taste sweeter and so that your genitals get plenty of blood flow. 

It's a position that requires you to stay in shape since the last thing you want to do is drop your partner. Just in case, you may want to stand by the edge of the bed just in case you get tired. It can help you last longer since you'll be focused on giving oral sex and holding her up rather than just getting lost in your own sensations. 

You might also look into some vitamins and supplements to produce as much semen as possible if you intend to finish in this position. 

Final Words and Key Takeaways

So, there you have it. These positions allow you to explore your naughty side while also branching out. As some key takeaways, make sure you supplement when necessary, communicate with your partner, practice these positions only when your partner is also interested and willing, and most of all – don't take everything so seriously. 

Put together some sex exercises so that you can stay spry, limber, and hard enough for any position you'd like to try out.